After
The next day, the Eagle woke up Pudge and the Colonel early. He asked them to go to the gym. When Pudge was confused as to why, and the Colonel told him that the year before, this had happened when their elderly religion teacher’s wife had died. They thought that the religion teacher had died this time. On their way to the gym, Pudge thought about how sad he was that the religion teacher died (allegedly) and how wonderful it had felt the night before to kiss Alaska. When they got to the gym, the religion teacher was there but when they started looking around for Alaska to sit with her, they could not find her anywhere. Pudge and the Colonel both had an idea of why and were starting to get scared. Pudge started to tell the Eagle but the Eagle started talking.
He said, “Last night, Alaska Young was in a terrible accident.” He had been crying but it got worse after he said this, “And she was killed. Alaska has passed away.”
Right then, people started crying all over the gym. Pudge had an urge to throw up but when he ran out of the gym, nothing came up. When he went back in, it was even worse. Every single person in the gym was crying. The Colonel was screaming, “I’m so sorry” over and over again. They blamed themselves because Alaska had been with them, drunk and angry yet they let her and even helped her drive. They were both extremely melancholy and apologetic to Alaska for what they had let her do. The Eagle told Pudge that she had run straight into a police car that had come to check on a jackknifed truck. Pudge could not stop thinking of how he know so many other people’s last words but he would never find out Alaska’s. He couldn’t sleep that night and the next day, the Colonel left. He couldn’t take it anymore. People came in throughout the day to check on Pudge and give their condolences. Whenever Pudge slept, he dreamt of Alaska. The next day, the Colonel came back and was in bad shape. He had walked 84 miles without stopping except to turn around. While he was gone, he had memorized the populations of every country. That Sunday, they went to Alaska’s funeral but instead of going with the school in buses, they went Takumi’s SUV so that they didn’t have to pass the spot where Alaska died. They talked about her on the way down and then at the funeral they met her father. The poor man had lost his wife and now his daughter so understandably, he wasn’t looking too hot. The next day, the Colonel decided to go eat at the cafeteria. The Eagle sat with him and asked if they had set off the fireworks the night that Alaska died but he didn’t rat. The Eagle told him to clean out Alaska’s room because her aunt was coming the next day and she did not want to find anything inappropriate in there. When they were there, they found Alaska’s copy of The General and his Labyrinth which is the book that has the quote I talked about earlier, “Damn it,’ he sighed, ‘How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!”
Alaska had written in it, “Straight and Fast.” The Colonel and Pudge think this is odd since she ran straight into a cop car. But they write off the thought that she could’ve killed herself since she drove six miles off of campus to do it. Eight days after Alaska died, a Tuesday, classes started again. For quite a while Pudge and the Colonel try to figure out exactly what happened that night. Throughout their investigation, there was a lot of time when they got angry with Alaska for what she did and then they hated themselves for it. When they found out that she had a .24 BAC, they wanted to know if that was drunk enough to not see a cop car in front of her. It took an entire Gatorade bottle, but they got the Colonel drunk enough to find out. Although he wasn’t doing so well, he could see a cop car in front of his face and that brought them back down the suicide route. Takumi started to talk this over with them and eventually, so did Lara. They knew that while she was talking to her boyfriend, Jake, she had said she was doodling something and then flipped out saying that she forgot something. Pudge found the doodle and it was of a flower. This didn’t really get them anywhere but it made Pudge believe that they might actually find out what happened. A week after, they decided that they should have an annual Alaska Young Memorial Prank. Alaska had left an idea for her next prank and that’s what they decided to do. All you know for a while is that it involves a stripper and Pudge’s dad.
* Connection to the World *
Recently, I read a book called Tricks. At the beginning of the book, all the kids are living semi-normal lives but by the end, they have all become involved with stripping, prostitution and pornography. They are tricked into doing things they don’t want to by people older and more influential than they are. Every person in the book is less than 20 years of age and none of them should have had to do what they did to survive. This connects to the book because they use a stripper in a prank, although the stripper is most definitely not forced to do anything bad. It also connects to this book because Alaska hated people objectify women and valuing their bodies, not their brains.
At Culver Creek, there is always a Speaker Day where each class invites someone to speak (if that wasn’t obvious enough). First, Pudge had called his dad and asked him to pretend to be Dr. William Morse on the phone. His dad obliged and when the Eagle called, he pretended to be a professor on human sexuality. The Eagle approved but what he didn’t know was that Dr. Morse was actually going to be a stripper. On Speaker Day, the stripper they hired to be part of the prank came and spoke about men objectifying woman and subverting the patriarchal paradigm. While he was speaking, Lara yelled out and told him to take off his clothes because he was so hot. He did and started to dance in front of the school to Prince’s song, “Get Off.” The Eagle knew who did the prank but let them slide as long as they didn’t do it again. Almost two weeks later, Alaska’s death finally made sense to Takumi, Pudge, Lara and the Colonel. The day that Alaska died was January 10. Her mom had died on January 9, 1997 and she hadn’t remembered. While she was talking to Jake on the phone and doodling flowers, she looked at the flowers, thought of how her mom had put flowers in her hair when she was younger and remembered. She had forgotten her mom and that made her feel terrible. She had screwed up yet again, at least in her mind. First she didn’t call 911 and then she forgot. She took off with the flowers to put on her mom’s grave and on the way there, there was a jackknifed truck and a cop car and she thought she could squeeze by. She couldn’t and she died. The other theory they had that made sense was the same but when she saw the cop car, she thought, I’m done with this and ran into it. Although they’ll never know which happened, at least they’ll have some idea of her reasoning. Pudge and the Colonel decided to drive through the spot where she died. It was a farewell, not to Alaska but to her death. They were done and over with thinking about it but they would never stop thinking about her. After that, they went through the motions. They got their good grades and went their ways for summer.
* Prediction *
I predict that the next school year, the Colonel and Pudge will remain close friends but they will stay distant from Lara and Takumi. Alaska was the one who connected them all and even in her death, she connected them. They clung to each other because of that and because they needed each other to get the closing of finding out what happened that night. I think that some people are meant to be in your life all the way through but others are only there to make an appearance. They had their good times and their bad times but those times are done and over with. Being with Alaska that night brought Pudge and the Colonel closer and gave them a bond that won’t be broken. I also predict that the Colonel will do well enough in life to give his mother a beautiful house like he wants to. I believe this because he is a genius and because what he has been through has only made him stronger.